We teach hunties to shrink themselves
To make themselves smaller
We say to gorls,
“You can have glamour
But not too much
You should aim to be fierce
But not too fierce
Otherwise you will threaten the mutha.”
Like MDMA? Like ecstasy? Because the only thing that album has in common with the drug is that there’s a slight chance you’ll die the first time you experience it. No shade.
you’re telling me christiano ronaldo isn’t gay?
have you seen his eyebrows
…so i need y’all to donate $20,000 to my paypal account for ProblematiCon 2k14
finally, a con all of my faves will be at