I want a relationship like this

Anonymous said:
I think you need to go to HA -- Huntys Anonymous


We teach hunties to shrink themselves
To make themselves smaller
We say to gorls,
“You can have glamour
But not too much
You should aim to be fierce
But not too fierce
Otherwise you will threaten the mutha.”

Question: Was Madonna being clever when she named her latest album MDNA?


Like MDMA? Like ecstasy? Because the only thing that album has in common with the drug is that there’s a slight chance you’ll die the first time you experience it. No shade.


you’re telling me christiano ronaldo isn’t gay?


have you seen his eyebrows

This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?



…so i need y’all to donate $20,000 to my paypal account for ProblematiCon 2k14

finally, a con all of my faves will be at